October 19, 2012

BINDER’S FULL OF WOMEN

BY @DANGERMOSES @100PERCENTFRANK @CAITLINKIMBALL

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June 3, 2012

snitchthis:

Summer lovin…
Had her a BLAST.

snitchthis:

Summer lovin…

Had her a BLAST.

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May 11, 2012

When Obama endorsed marriage equality…

whenobamaendorsed:

… Joe, Hillary and Michelle were all ORANGE MOCHA FRAPUCCINOS???

orange mocha

(ETA: Credit to the LJ user Schmiss for creating this epic piece of animated fine art for the ONTD_Political community way back in 2008. STILL RELEVANT.)

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March 8, 2012

My Customer Service Survey With Bank Of America

Your Customer Service sent me to a bank branch… and then the branch said they couldn’t help me and put me on hold with customer service inside your fucking bank.  I talked to TWO different people on the phone on March 4, both of them said they would put a freeze on my card because it was lost/stolen.  When I went into the bank the next day THERE WAS NO FREEZE ON MY CARD.  The guy in the bank did it himself.  AND someone at customer service removed all the money from my savings account and told me to go into the bank to get it unfrozen.  When I went in, the woman I talked to said that there was just no money in there and there was nothing she could do.  FOR THE AMOUNT OF MONEY THAT YOU FUCKING HOARD FROM THE AMERICAN PEOPLE… you would think your customer service for your banks, and your actual fucking banks.  You guys are the reason for global warming, and I fucking hate you.  But I’m too lazy to change banks right now… so I guess at the end you guys win.  Fuck my life.

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January 24, 2012

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Oh god… My leg!!!  It clamped my fucking leg!!!

Oh god… My leg!!!  It clamped my fucking leg!!!

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January 18, 2012

meganamram:

Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!

FRUIT SALAD

INGREDIENTS:

1 lb. bag of Skittles

3 cups ranch dressing

DIRECTIONS:

Mix well. Serve room temperature.

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December 6, 2011

From the looks of her smile, she could very well be on a field trip with her Synagoge… at the penis museum.

From the looks of her smile, she could very well be on a field trip with her Synagoge… at the penis museum.

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November 28, 2011

The best catch you will ever see in your life. Ever. It’s all downhill from here people.

(Source: youtube.com)

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November 20, 2011

DJParadiddle!  ”I believe I can fly…..”

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