Oh god… My leg!!!  It clamped my fucking leg!!!

meganamram:

Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!

FRUIT SALAD

INGREDIENTS:

1 lb. bag of Skittles

3 cups ranch dressing

DIRECTIONS:

Mix well. Serve room temperature.

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From the looks of her smile, she could very well be on a field trip with her Synagoge… at the penis museum.

The best catch you will ever see in your life. Ever. It’s all downhill from here people.

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DJParadiddle!  ”I believe I can fly…..”

Watch out for that Squirrel attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

“Thank you, closed captioning, for providing an indelible memory of Tim McCarver’s stupidity.”

Boardwalk Fantasy Empire

Everyone in Heaven is equal… unless you’re fat.